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EVERYTHING IS POISONED - MY MOTHERS ADVICE
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There is nothing like a mother's aggressive wisdom to color your perspective. My own mother lives in a roast pork world where everything is poisoned and you are always alone. This illustrated collection of motherly advice is meant for every daughter's enjoyment.
What did your mother like to say? Tell me, so I can draw it and then you can point at it and say, "My mother said that."

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May 15, 2010 at 8:18pm

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“Don’t get kids.”
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“Don’t get kids.”

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May 9, 2010 at 5:28pm

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“Was bessers kommt nicht nach.”
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“Was bessers kommt nicht nach.”

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May 8, 2010 at 10:19pm

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“You are not very pretty.” For Gini
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“You are not very pretty.” For Gini

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May 4, 2010 at 7:19pm

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“That’s not for you.” Für Beatrix
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“That’s not for you.” Für Beatrix

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March 14, 2010 at 6:44pm

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“No one ever starved in their sleep.” For Katarina. Danksche.
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“No one ever starved in their sleep.” For Katarina. Danksche.

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February 28, 2010 at 6:45pm

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“Purple is a prostitute’s color.” For April
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“Purple is a prostitute’s color.” For April

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February 21, 2010 at 11:22pm

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“Once you have sex you can never go back to holding hands.” Auch für Miranda
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“Once you have sex you can never go back to holding hands.” Auch für Miranda

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10:24pm

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“Never get Married.” For Miranda
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“Never get Married.” For Miranda

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February 13, 2010 at 10:52pm

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“Geh mit Gott, aber geh.” Für Monika
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“Geh mit Gott, aber geh.” Für Monika

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February 12, 2010 at 9:07pm

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“Iss was.”
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“Iss was.”

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9:06pm

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“Flying makes you sick.”
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“Flying makes you sick.”

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February 8, 2010 at 10:45pm

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“You should have become a secretary.”
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“You should have become a secretary.”

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February 7, 2010 at 8:30pm

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“You can’t trust anybody.”
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“You can’t trust anybody.”

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7:56pm

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“Die Perle liegt am Grund”
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“Die Perle liegt am Grund”

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5:16pm

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“Everything is poisoned”
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“Everything is poisoned”

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