EVERYTHING IS POISONED - MY MOTHERS ADVICE ————————————————————————- There is nothing like a mother’s aggressive wisdom to color your perspective. My own mother lives in a roast pork world where everything is poisoned and you are always alone. This illustrated collection of motherly advice is meant for every daughter’s enjoyment. What did your mother like to say? Tell me, so I can draw it and then you can point at it and say, “My mother said that.” Contact mehref>Tumblr (3.0; @everythingispoisoned)http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2hkutdRUJ1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Don’t get kids.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/602153383http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/602153383Sat, 15 May 2010 20:18:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l268z8nikL1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Was bessers kommt nicht nach.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/584974463http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/584974463Sun, 09 May 2010 17:28:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l24rs0uxMY1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You are not very pretty.” For Gini</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/582796030http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/582796030Sat, 08 May 2010 22:19:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x4s2FJnP1qagd3io1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“That’s not for you.” Für Beatrix</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/571938616http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/571938616Tue, 04 May 2010 19:19:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzan65W8b31qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No one ever starved in their sleep.” For Katarina. Danksche.</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/448566217http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/448566217Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:44:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyksnat9Mn1qagd3io1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Purple is a prostitute’s color.” For April</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/418572663http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/418572663Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:45:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky86tl6JHs1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Once you have sex you can never go back to holding hands.” Auch für Miranda</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/404178785http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/404178785Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:22:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky844l1JNM1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Never get Married.” For Miranda</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/404065469http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/404065469Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:24:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxtc38fvB51qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Geh mit Gott, aber geh.” Für Monika</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/388291340http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/388291340Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:52:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxrcl9dlhA1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Iss was.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/386420794http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/386420794Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:07:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxrcj0SIwj1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Flying makes you sick.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/386418930http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/386418930Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:06:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxk2fjuoUP1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You should have become a secretary.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/379267887http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/379267887Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:45:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxi1iljXu61qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You can’t trust anybody.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/377127099http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/377127099Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:30:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhzycacOa1qagd3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Die Perle liegt am Grund”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/377067731http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/377067731Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:56:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhsixmU931qagd3io1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Everything is poisoned”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/376796271http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/376796271Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:16:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx52xiaQ1o1qagd3io1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“People die in winter.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/364178239http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/364178239Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:32:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx52w7SoML1qagd3io1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You are always alone.”</p> <p>………………………………………………………………………….</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/364176811http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/364176811Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:31:00 -0500<p>Genau</p>http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/327997188http://everythingispoisoned.tumblr.com/post/327997188Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:07:34 -0500